Away With Words

•November 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

November is National Novel month, and so we celebrate literacy and creativity. Here, in what I am now calling Sola, Southern Louisiana, we know the importance of literature and the written word. Sometimes word choice lends itself to emphasis- in this case, maybe a gender skew.

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Please also note the clever off-rhyme in the church slogan: reaching the lost by way of the cross- clever.

Of course, then there is dialect. The standard Sola vernacular is heavily debated between creole, cajun, southern, etc, but when we write like we talk we make meaning, we embed character, and we celebrate our identities. Its a style of writing that many appreciate, or perhaps its jussa bisket.

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We have the ever-witty puns-in-the-bayou approach: endless opportunities and seriously, it gets me every time!

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We cannot ignore pride-inducing bumper sticker culture, especially when it presents a good play on words.

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If you don’t know, the crawling home is a spin off of the post-Katrina rebuilding messages that read, “New Orleans: Proud to Call it Home.” and yes- that is a cockroach printed on the sticker.

So, on behalf of a certain public writer and your trusted culture spy, I leave you with this:

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Hoggin’ It

•September 14, 2009 • 3 Comments

There is something dismally artful and avant-garde about periods of deadly epidemic disease. Think about it: the fashion world has famine-chic; images of typhoid-ravaged villages inspire photography genres today, and now, we have the ever-mocked “pig flu.” That is why I dub the H1N1 influenza the swi-vi, and it is hip to bear contagion right now- make no mistake.

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MJ <rip> rocked it for a bit; we see ladies wear them at fish markets- its the protective surgical mask and it has become a hot accessory around the BR. It started as a requirement of all those who even believe themselves to have temperatures over 98.6 on the LSU campus, but it grew into a statement. It says, global border crossings, brave warrior of future apocalypsical culture. It says, I’m foggin’ my glasses, and that’s cool.

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Its old news that the use of the term, swine, is both controversial and confusing. I happen to think that the catchy title makes it an iconic disease and allowed it to slip into our lives and our vocabulary with ease. These swiney pigs have snuck into other parts of our lives of recent. This is gator sausage from the local farmer’s market which was later discovered to be laced with pork:

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Speaking of pigs, I think LSU won a little football game this weekend. You wanna know why we won? Because…

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And We’re Rollin’

•August 31, 2009 • 2 Comments

You know, every now and then- we like to do things nice. and easy.

But there’s just one thing- [LA] never does things nice. and easy. We like to do things nice and rough…

- Tina Turner. Legend has it that she and Ike played down at the Lincoln Theatre (map here) in the 1970’s. That theater has major BR history- it was the big venue in town and a near-by (former) dark little club called the 5 Crowns (seen in photo below) was the afterparty location to slink into until the wee-hours. Then, of course, one would slide across Government St. to the sexy satellite location- the Lincoln Hotel.

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Read more about the Lincoln Theater here and see some perspectives about that piece of heritage here.

13th street (aka Eddie Robinson Jr Dr,) where these classic acts are located holds a great deal of Black History. A savvy green-eyed stranger tells us that the pool down this street was opened as the first and only swimming pool for black people a mere 40 years ago. This same stranger says that the Lincoln Theater is a museum now- any word on this?

Back to the subject at hand–big wheels that keep on turnin’. Some really great new public messaging appeared over the summer here in Le Rouge. We shall see if locals can unlock the coded meanings in the pavement pictures!

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Seriously, this is a great step for raising consciousness of those of us who use bikes as means of trans. Although cyclists seem to be growing in number, we know who the real queens of the road are! Who really shows you the good side of the city… Cadillacs, of course.

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Your culture spy has returned, LA…a little souvenir from the heart of theĀ  African continent:

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And we’re rollin’.

Keep it Hot, LA.

•May 17, 2009 • 1 Comment

Your rougean culture spy is headed to the motherland… I know LA will keep it tight and keep it hot summa-time style for me for the next few months!

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Summer weather might look something like this:

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Don’t look directly at it, wear shading protective gear, and stay hydrated like this lovely lady demonstrates:

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Also, stay away from these:

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Make sure to keep your look tidy like this barber shop patron:

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Take the solid advice from my friend here:

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If you scared, say you scared!

Please- partake in crawfish-a-million for me! An inspiring start:

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-ARAMA, indeed.

…and, as always, keep it ragin, my cajuns!

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That is a chilli pepper apostrophe for all yall grammer junkies.

Be right back… Hot biscuits, Away!

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BR Bushes Report Major Underuse.

•April 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hypotheses:

1. Rougeans have tiny bladders.

2. Folks from the stick are all superheros in need of sloppy places to transform.

3. Port-o-johns grow up from the Delta soil??

In any case, there is never a view in BR lacking a portable potty. The bushes and rear walls are in need of some love.

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is the blues is the blues

•April 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Blues Week here in BR- some real southern blues accompanied by sweaty, dark dances, crowded etouffee lines, and thick smoke behind midnight shades. This is blues, baby.

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hosted by the Baton Rouge Blues Society. I had the pleasure of being in the presence of the legendary Henry Gray and hearing “Honest I Do,” performed live and beautifully. (Gray pictured below.)

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God bless Johnny Cash and God bless the LA.

Plants Heart LA

•April 21, 2009 • 1 Comment

Magic Southern Sunshine

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Fat Gulf Winds

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Serious, Dramatic, Luscious Rainfall

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Morning Swamp Mist

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Dark, Nutritious Soil

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Perfect Plant Conditions

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What is in a verb?

•April 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

BRBeautiful!

’nuff said, and judging by the trash bin which sports this complex message (which is located at the health “unit” downtown,) it is nothing but pure truth.

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‘Tis the Seasoning

•March 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Three things consume Le Rouge at present: crawfish, festivals, and crawfish festivals. These iconic exoskeletons yield the tastiest little morsels of meat— IF they’ve got the right flavor. With crawfish, I have been told it is all about the seasonings, and lord knows- LA’s got flavor to spare!

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Sweet, Sweet LA

•March 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Treats galore in the land of sweetwater….

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Snow balls: the official cure for the hot.

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Happy Hour-and-a-half season is upon us! Happy, indeed.

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Fresh from the patch: get these while they last…word is the very first batches are the most berry-like and are they de-lish!

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LA bleeds sweet with her sugar cane and agave cultivating soil. Cheers to spring and cheers to sweet!

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